Sassy Card, multiple styles
Sassy Card, multiple styles
Sassy Card, multiple styles
Sassy Card, multiple styles
Sassy Card, multiple styles
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Sassy Card, multiple styles

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Give the gift of a smile...and let your friends and loved ones know what you really think.  Printed on quality 130lb linen texture paper.  Envelope included.  A2 card, approximately 6"h x 4"w.  Made in the United States of America.

PARTY CATS

As the Beastie Boys famously said, 'You gotta fight for your right to PAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTYYY!" The party cats are ready to get down! Perfect for graduation, birthdays, retirement, or any occasion where you want to party! It's so cute you could frame it! 

FABULOUS FOX

Fabulous fox is perfect for all occasions. Wedding, birthday, new baby, retirement, tuesday, new home, just saying hello...literally anything.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARTOUCHE

Did you know even assh*les have birthdays? It's true. Get this card for the assh*le in your life...your dentist, your weird uncle, your bestie with a good sense of humor, that neighbor who is probably stealing your wifi...you might need to buy these in bulk. 

HOLY SH*T

A nice "holy sh*t" really suits any occasion. Marriage, baby, new house, graduation, Tuesday, birthday, bar mitzvah, Christmas, we went to high school together and I stalked you on Instagram and found out your address...so many uses. You could even frame it! Holy Shit!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

You have to give everyone a card at Christmas, even the assh*les. This here is a quality made card and if you take the time to mail this you're for sure not the assh*le.